Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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