But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
