When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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