called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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