Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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