I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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