i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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