I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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