we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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