one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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