are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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