I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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