Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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