The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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