Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
