Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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