The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
This toilet bowl is my home.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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