People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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