Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
There r osticjed everywhere
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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