I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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