So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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