just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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