i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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