so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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