So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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