The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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