he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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