my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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