FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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