You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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