I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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