Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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