I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
no more duck duck goose at the bar
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize