i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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