i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize