im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
