Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
