brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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