This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
ttyl tear gas
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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