I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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