I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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