Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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