I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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