wat bout pragnant strippers??
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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