My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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