We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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