it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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