oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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