Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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