9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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