stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
That accounts for only three of the penises
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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