shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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