I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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