There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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