You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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